What makes you think
That it won't grow back
In a day or two
Husbands and winter
They know the truth
But what can they do

I don't like girls the way they are
So shave their legs
And make them look like movie stars
Then we can pretend it's natural

Put on whatever makes you attractive
If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
If your friends like a certain you
That's who you have to be

Junior high legs
Blond hair gone brown
From removing it
Waxing since thirteen
Wisdom from a beauty queen
Her tiara digging deep in her head

I'm starting to think that i'm kinda shy
Or at least i'd like to be

Winter legs give me heart attacks
So take it off with laser
So it never comes back
Then we can pretend it's natural